unfboy:

Awww

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck



Kirby no

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

Kirby no

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

greatfatsby:

the new fifty shades of grey movie looks great!

greatfatsby:

the new fifty shades of grey movie looks great!

Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

image

sulfurkitten:

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

I’m in love.

slaying ur favs in 6 seconds or less

sulfurkitten:

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

I’m in love.

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies