okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

when ur about to do anal and you’ve just had taco bell
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Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

chekhov:

dutchster:

gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant

WOW IM LAUGHING SO HARD

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy

moriarty:

me blogging

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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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clannyphantom:

I love role play prom

loldemort:

don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall

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*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

me watching titanic: maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time
this is Monica watching titanic every time ^^
why would you comment in a chat post like what is wrong with you